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sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

calculate-history:

The ways of human life are confused and interweaved like a sweater your grandmother gave you. If you look for the end or the beginning, you can’t find one. It doesn’t exist it was weaved in. The yarn just goes through endlessly and constantly repeats it’s self. Life constantly repeats it’s self. Now it’s time you take the sweater put it on and walk outside.
-Kenneth J. Reilly

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blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

calculate-history:

A uncontroversial thought is unheard of in history. There has always been that one person to disagree. Even with the cavemen, with a rock. One calls it a I don’t know a codell and the other kills the other with a codell and changes it to a rock. I say all this to say I am the disagreer. Now why am I a disagreer like the rock caveman. Because codell is a stupid name.

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

what-a-nice-blog:

CAN I JUST SAY TO ANYONE SUFFERING WITH MENTAL ILLNESS YOU ARE ONE BADASS MOTHER FRICKER BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN BATTLING WITH YOUR OWN MIND EVERY SINGLE DAY

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

Nights like tonight cause me to think about how much I love him, and then I sit there and cry tears of joy that someone like him chose me. I’m the luckiest girl in the world

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

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